If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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