Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
you never un-have a 4some
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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