Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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