the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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