protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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