if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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