i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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