oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Where is the hickey?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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