but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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