honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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