On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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