She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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