Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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