i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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