I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Randomize