she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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