Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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