if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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