walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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