I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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