Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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