i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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