Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I just want nice things and good sex
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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