Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
if one more of _____'s family tells me "you're next" i'm going to shoot myself. Thank god for gin (most protestant phrase ever at the most Jewish wedding ever)
Ask for a julep and start talking about how you much prefer the uncircumsized peen. that should probably stop them.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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