is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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