My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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