i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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