I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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