I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
ttyl tear gas
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize
