walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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