Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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