remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
The police scanner is talking about you again....
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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