Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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