May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
