Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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