"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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