Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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