If that was your dad, he is hot
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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