Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
wow bdsm is so cute
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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