how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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