Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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