Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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