ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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