Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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