He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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