you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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