you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
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