so explain again why im purple
no
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
She bit a glass in half.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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