"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
