i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I said "one day" and that day is not today
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
