Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
