You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he was CRYING into my vagina
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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