Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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