none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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