Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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